Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk

Computer experts say individuals with upcoming bachelor parties or afterwork get-togethers are especially vulnerable to cyber attacks resulting in fraudulent late-night purchases.

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25 Responses to “Insidious Worm Makes Unauthorized Purchases When Computer User Is Drunk”
  1. H3LLK3RN says:

    LOL

  2. tekknorat says:

    gotta stay up, to see what it's going to purchase, hopefully a coffee, because I'll run out of it waiting on worm's activities

  3. Gingersnap2323 says:

    Next time I get dragged to court (again) for my credit cards I'm pleading the 2:00 a.m. worm! This is halarious!

  4. krrrruptidsoless says:

    I'm sorry. I'm the worm. I did it. I feel so horrible now knowing how I have messed up so many lives. I wish I could take all the stuff back. I can't and you people deserved all the wretched things that happen to you. For the horrible things that I have done.
    No justice or parody allowed for such written material. As it may hinder my perfect performance of this life.
    And I just don't care.
    How come I go to write a comment and only have 96 characters to work with. Supposed to be 500?

  5. zandj710 says:

    lol this is a riot

  6. TonyKnockOff says:

    Well it is a fake news network.

  7. Zeliek says:

    i have this worm!!!!

  8. SgtMustang says:

    You don't get the joke, the joke of the video is that the people got drunk and did all the stuff and blamed it on a computer worm.

  9. krrrruptidsoless says:

    @SgtMustang
    And I stayed straight and my computer blamed it on me.
    Go figure.

  10. hoverbike says:

    Obvious fail:

    2:01, notice how they misspelled Microsoft.

  11. DarkeRaven09 says:

    Well according to the cyber worm's attornies the whole thing is clearly the doing of the unidentified worms at the bottom of bottles of (name withheld), who is out to frame cyber worm so it can steal to support it's addiction to asian tentacle porn.

  12. thedrizzle09 says:

    You're joking right? This is suppose to be parody.

  13. mrcrazyman87 says:

    LOL

  14. pritzi101 says:

    Lol at the 4pm in Europe because we're drunk all the time.

  15. CPUMaster500 says:

    LMAO. I'd love to get a hold of this thing if it were real. I'm real big on this stuff, I research and test computer malware as a hobby. I've seen some neat viruses before, but never something like this. LOL

  16. mik3hawksworthy says:

    "actress that played farris buehler's girlfriend naked pictures" HAHAHA

  17. TylertheGeek28 says:

    @CPUMaster500 lol!!! send it self as a sexual advance, it bought chinese weapons, lol Obama jacked an air force jet and started flying, Thanks for sharing !

  18. AdogCOLOMBIANO says:

    ROFL Dubai opens 178 story unemployment office!!

    Epic

  19. hotmail527 says:

    lol

  20. 229095 says:

    1:12!! LOL!!

  21. metalxmindfreak says:

    ahahaah this s epic

  22. Boobalopbop says:

    Study: "More Americans planning for zombie apocalypse than retirement"

  23. Ecko486 says:

    note to onion channel!! please stop posting the whole joke in the title! the great jokes are given away by it!

  24. ICE117649 says:

    Now I know who spent my money… The worm

  25. ccricers says:

    You can lure the worm by posting a personal ad on Craigslist.

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